20081211

FAT VIP.

it's officially. i am super fat and i have love handles. but strangely, i dont really feel panicky about it cause i know when the boys go back to their own businesses overseas, i will lose all these happy (somewhat) weight cause i will be emo and lonely and not so entertained that my focus for staying lean gets diverted and i keep gobbling down premier food whilst laughing too loudly. besides i might be suffering over at Orlando next year for all we know. might as well pack some top-notch quality chow to go.

i am very good at consoling and comforting myself.

anyways, that day when we (more like eu ginn driving us la) were driving back from singapore, we saw this car taking a short cut and we followed suit, not seeing that (i only saw them just now) the arrows are pointing opposite to our direction - one way you know. and it ends up that person works for the immigration so we were stuck infront of the employee's gate cause the car has already gone in with the man tapping his auto-card and the gate opening then closing. so we were stuck at that one-way lane and people were driving to get their passports checked right beside us separated by a line of barriers. what to do, the lane is too narrow to u-turn, so junyou and i went down and got this officer to push the plastic barrier away and we manage to cut the line. i do not recommend this for anybody to try, and it was not our initial intention to cut the line duh. but that was such a Gossip Girl moment and i am secretly very proud of us for being capable of it. heh.

and today i commented that a SGD 1620 Lanvin top was "cheap" because i thought junyou said 162. thank god i did not add the following comment i had in my head - "it's almost a MNG's price range". phew. total bimbo moment; it would be way more embarrassing if i made that MNG comment. cause junyou said the salesperson's eyes were widen when i said it was "cheap". imagine if i start the whole "same price as MNG" charade in the store.

we have such mad adventures together i dont understand why we cant keep doing exciting things and skip the whole eating part. oh wait, i am not bothered with being fat. but yah, i even learnt to play mj and won a game or smth even when when teck yew was too preoccupied to guide me. see see. smartass.


i am suppose to be revising opera pms, but i have pms and i feel like sleeping or clubbing and drinking. it's just messed up how my life is about being fat. and seasonal fluctuating fun. why cant it be 24/7!



"Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf (muahaha.) featuring Lil' Wayne

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, stop saying you're fat.
You're hardly close to being so.
Don't be delusional please.

tyng said...

okay you just posted an encouraging comment negatively. i dont feel like saying it, but thanks?