on my way to becoming a driver - part one.

on my way to becoming a driver - part one.

okay, so part one was actually signing up and paying for it. but nyeh.


today i was rudely awakened by my multiple alarms (think 2 from cell one, 3 from cell two and one from my sexy lovelle aka itouch.) at six fucking am! but i slept at eleven (after taking the drowsy flu pills though i am so much better. just a little snotty from all the mucus! hahhaa pun unintended!) so i guess it was okay though i had a hard time adjusting to showering in the COLD and it was BURRRR today!


anyways, i was in a super duper rush cause the car pool was supposed to come at seventy-thirty and i was still in bed at six-fifty. but what wonders the fresh dawn breeze does to me, by seven-twenty i was already doing my eyeliner. but who knows. car pool was late by thirty minutes and the driver was a reckless arse - so much for staff at the safety driving centre! i arrived at the rundown driving centre with a migraine and nausea.


so at about nine, i was all ready for the theory lecture which is suppose to last seven hours till about five. okay, cut the long story short : i didnt understand the whole thing cause it was all main points in malay with an occasional dash of english and chinese translation of the lecturer's jokes. but i didnt get the jokes either, cause it was some not-funny old man stuff with malaysia's motto "malaysia boleh". it was horribly lame, so let's not go there.


so at the end of the whole thing, i had with me one pretty thick booklet and another past year test example papers in again, MALAY but i had to pay six bucks for some ten flimsy sheets of past year papers translated to english but then, no booklet in english. SO HOW AM I GOING TO PASS THE BLOODY THEORY EXAMS?


i doubt that darn english paper will be enough so i spent the whole time from seven to just about now, asking my brother to translate some main ideas i remembered from the lecture (which was sleep-inducing cause he was jabbering on in very profound malay and i could catch some of the main ideas and some verb and nouns here and there. but it's not enough! cause i was guessing only.) so now, at least i knew like the formula for "preventing an accident" which is just damn theory-based bullshit.


anyways, i thank lord there's the test in english so i am taking that and there is no way i am failing just cause it was just language slash communication breakdown. i have a strong desire to drive own a car. plus, there was word going round that it isnt that hard. it's just common sense. reminds me of moral education and all last time eh? hahahha!



p.s. there werent hot guys. just nervous awkward girls picking at their nails and ah beng dudes in their 77th street-inspired clothes. SADNESSSS!







alas, i am so lonely without a pet!









ta-ta.

xoxo.


my hands are always cold, i need you to warm them. will you?