and love gave his rifle a blowjob.

hello lovebunnies.

today was pretty awesome and i get really hyped up whenever i look into the mirror and get blinded by the glitter.

mummy got me one) diamonds studs in white gold setting and two) another pair of white gold studs. apparently they are to fill all my ear holes. since i have two holes, i get two pairs! (mummy said she likes it when girls have small studs for the upper holes, and then larger ones for the bottom holes.) muahaha. (studs work well with new ugly short hair.)

besides that, i got new spec-ticles and contacts too cause my whooping new degree is five hundred per eye which makes one thousand both eyes and i am officially super half-blind.


i have made up a very awesome pick-up line. "me cannot see clearly, will you hold my hand?" how's that for a hook-up?


if you havent notice already, i got a new blog layout. simple and chic was what i wanted, but i guess it turned out to be just simple and maybe with a tinge of common. then again, i am a normal person (albeit the fact with new earrings muahaha) so what gives. it's all in the words, darling. all in the words.

anyways, i am sick of tagboards for the moment. so please leave whatever you wanna say at the xo's thingy below.

and also, i filtered all the links and stuff. so if you want me to link you up, also xo me. wow so horny.

p.s. the way i blogged previously do not tie in with the new layout. so if you are reading the archives for some reason, just ignore all the weird layout thingy.



funny, but i am listening to taiwanese rap on youtube and i am amused. it's just sometimes i feel that mandarin is such a wonderful outlet for expression. too bad i cannot make use of it well, even though i keep emphasizing my A-one for higher chinese. it has been so long.

people should not hate chinese. when i hear people saying how chinese is tough and annoying, i sneer to myself and what i really was thinking is that how ingrateful that idiot is, looking down on his/her own roots.


peace out.