wow. big boobs. not! FAKE!

big boobs. not! FAKE!

was looking through the photos on other people's blogs and friendsters to know how they found prom night, and also to recollect on how abso fab it was for ting and i, even though we were missing jas and mic. well, i happen to spot how somebody totally padded her bra. (drew a deep breathe in) i know, some may be accusing me of making false assumptions and accusations. but i dare say, she totally did it. yes, that someone padded her bra, all the better to capture more attention and to "wow" the people for the last time. i suppose. not only that, since her prom outfit had a low, round, dipped collar, so she cinched her waistline with a belt to make the terry-cloth/cotton dress of hers high-waisted; oh, and to push her boobies up, up and away.. yup, her boobies are practically pushed up to her collarbone. i have to admit, it did look pretty impressive. just like a C cup or even bigger. very attractive, super drool-a-lish. if only they were real. tsk tsk.


i know, at this moment, people must be thinking "man, what a busybody bitch you are, tyng!" or "why dig up the past? blog about it only now? crazy bitch" etc. my purpose? yes, to just talk about it for i am totally bored. but also, to educate people how they should just accept their respective body for how it really is. plastic surgery's another, different topic. but all these do violate the order of nature. i believe there is a balance of flat-chests and full-chests in the world, so why disturb that balance? hahaha. funny, but logical, no? anyway, i didnt disclose who that someone really is. but i believe ting knows who that someone is, yes darling? well, jas and mic will too soon. and that's just the four of us. no worries. it wont go around. and please, i am definitely NOT envious or jealous or whatsoever of her. if you know me well enough, you would know:

firstly) i do not need push-ups.(just saying)

secondly) i dont mind that i'm the one having to put in so much effort and thoughts JUST to achieve jugs of that size. not that i need to. =P

thirdly) i once considered down-sizing my boobies. but to maintain that prestigious balance mentioned earlier, i didnt. plus, my mummy just railed "crazy" at me when i suggested it. no 'greens', no boob job. (shrugs)

yah, go figure. just saying, not boasting.


that's all. i know i've sinned by gossiping. but hey, hey, hey, i didnt not embarrass her directly. so no feelings were hurt, thus, i've only sinned minor. other than that, i amused some people didnt i? so yah, no sin. haha. ta-ta.

i'm bad and i know it.

xoxo.